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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  So glad I saw this in a theater so I could appreciate every delightfully sick frame of this
  Can’t wait for my hag era
  Nothing was subtle here

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  Nine to Five 1980

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  HIT THE ROAD, BUSTER!

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  Overheard exiting the theater: “bro I hated every f*cking second of that”

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★½ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  Absolutely 5 stars for the leads, but for the love of Oz could we have just edited this down like 30 minutes

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