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Picture This 2025
not joking, if i were prime minister i would BAN movies for the environmental impact that they have & how shit most of them are. Fuck this. fuck this fuck this.
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Babygirl 2024
I just need everyone to know this: BDSM, with a “female sub” and a “male dom” in particular, is not sexy. It’s anti-sex. It’s the attraction to constructs (of patriarchy). It’s tired. It’s boring. It’s like wanting to fuck the Catholic Church.
Get the fuck over yourselves.
Imagine being this. Hi I am a director. I would like to make a movie that is about subversive sexuality that is strangely sexy and weird and New.
Thus, I will make a…
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Past Lives 2023
Literally created an account so I could hate on this insipid (but admittedly pretty) take on romance, regret, diasporic identity and the push and pull of immigrant life. Characters were empty caricatures -- the white guy had the most "character" lol like how do you waste an actor like Tae Yoo. Greta Lee's acting, particularly in Korean, sucked ass holy shit. Nice lady, so I'm sorry to be mean, but fr fr please do not give her an oscar.
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Hit Man 2023
Also, I’m fucking vindicated in my stance on sex scenes in film. THIS IS YOUR GRAND SHOWCASING OF SEX AS REAL, AS ADULT, AS IMPORTANT TO CINEMA, FOOL LINKLATER? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BORING ASS LATINA SOFTCORE BRO THATS ALL U GOT??? male auteurs will always think they’re doing /something/ with their sex scenes and that something is always a sexy skinny ingenue who looks at u with big eyes bc she wuvs u soooooo muchhhhh oooooooh pls look at my perfect perky…
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