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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  STFU

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I need a worm baby right now!!!!!!!!

Popular reviews

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  Gabriel's Inferno 2020

  ½ Watched 20 Apr 2022 3

  I was gonna say I don’t wanna talk about it but I actually do:
  Soundmixing is poop. Storytelling is nonexistent. I don’t understand why anything is happening. Does he have brain damage? Why can’t he remember her? Is he an alcoholic?
  Acting is surprisingly ok, especially the male lead. Good job being so hot but also not the worst actor in the world.
  They couldn’t hire teen actors for the flashback scenes? You had a grown ass 37-year-old man say to…

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  Gabriel's Inferno: Part II 2020

  ★ Watched 21 Apr 2022

  👍🏼:
  An improvement in horniness from part 1 but spoiler alert: they still don’t fuck.

  Minimal “weird that a 37-year-old man is pretending to be an emo teen???”

  They’re finally a couple so we get to see Gabriel being sweet to Julia without the toxicity of the first movie where he yells at her constantly (it’s because he has a crush on her, you guys).

  They challenge tropes that they presented in the first movie. It was a pleasant surprise.…