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The Substance 2024
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The first 90% of this movie was great. It was the epitome of body horror. The themes about aging and unrealistic beauty standards really made this movie a work of art. Then, the final 10% of the movie comes along and shits on it.
It very quickly goes from being a beautiful, modern-day body horror film to a Cronenberg monstrosity. The last 10 minutes of the film felt like an eternity as it drags on and on. It is trying…
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Black Bag 2025
I was actually really impressed with this film. The trailer doesn't do it justice AT ALL. I went into the theater half expecting the movie to be terrible, as the trailer didn't really intrigue me, but I thought I'd give it a chance anyway. I'm really glad I did because the roller coaster, filled with all kinds of mental twists and turns, was an absolute treat to the senses.
The score of this movie was excellent for the theatrical release…
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The Tale of The Princess Kaguya 2013
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A great movie with a sad and frankly disappointing ending. You spend the whole movie waiting for her to finally achieve the happiness she so desires, only for that to never come to fruition. The closest she comes is the brief moment that she spends with her love at the end of the movie. Otherwise, she leaves her friends, her parents, and her world behind, kidnapped by the people of the moon, damned to forget her human existence and give…
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