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Late Night with the Devil 2023
The use of generative AI was bad enough, but the directors didn't even care enough to adhere to their own faux documentary logic. David Dastmalchian was the best part, but even he couldn't save it. A cool concept, tainted by lazy direction and an even lazier decision to use AI.
Lame Night with the Devil indeed. Go watch Deadstream instead
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Madame Web 2024
Out of all the superhero movies I've seen, I can definitely say this one was released in 2024. I gave it five stars, but I'm not exactly sure what rating it does or can deserve.
Madame Web is both baffingly awful and one of the most cackingly delightful experiences I've had in some time.
If you're in the mood to see what is essentially a two hour Jenna Maroney cutaway gag then THWIP your way to the theatre.
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The Mummy 1999
This is legitimately a perfect movie. It has everything you could want in a movie.
a. Swoon worthy romance with ACTUAL chemistry.
b. Impressive special effects that hold up for the most part.
c. Love-able, instantly iconic characters.
d. Non-stop action sequences.
e. A little sprinking of horror in there.This is my favorite movie of all time.
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