Galamina

Galamina

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Alien

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  • Desperately Seeking Susan

    ★★★½

  • Pas de Deux

    ★★★★★

  • The Lovers

    ★★★½

  • I'm Not a Robot

    ★★★½

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  • Desperately Seeking Susan

    Desperately Seeking Susan

    ★★★½

    If I could pull off even one of Madonna's outfits you wouldn't hear the end of it

  • Pas de Deux

    Pas de Deux

    ★★★★★

    Baby sensory video for pretentious film nerds

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  • I'm Not a Robot

    I'm Not a Robot

    ★★★½

    Adding this to the list of reasons Radiohead fans aren't real people

  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    ★½

    Furiosa Drinking Game!
    Take a shot every time:
    -They use a shockingly bad post-production camera zoom
    -Charcters look wildly out of place from bad green screen masking
    -A shot is lit like an Amazon Prime tv series
    -They do a crash zoom on the drivers face (bonus shot if they make the same expression as last time)
    -You lose track of what the character motivations even are
    -Someone has their lines overdubbed poorly
    -Someone's line just restates what their previous…

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