Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Desperately Seeking Susan 1985

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  If I could pull off even one of Madonna's outfits you wouldn't hear the end of it

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  Pas de Deux 1968

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Baby sensory video for pretentious film nerds

Popular reviews

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  I'm Not a Robot 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Adding this to the list of reasons Radiohead fans aren't real people

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ★½ Watched 08 Jun 2024

  Furiosa Drinking Game!
  Take a shot every time:
  -They use a shockingly bad post-production camera zoom
  -Charcters look wildly out of place from bad green screen masking
  -A shot is lit like an Amazon Prime tv series
  -They do a crash zoom on the drivers face (bonus shot if they make the same expression as last time)
  -You lose track of what the character motivations even are
  -Someone has their lines overdubbed poorly
  -Someone's line just restates what their previous…

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