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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Jan 2025

  Sobbed the whole way through, again, sue me

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  Despicable Me 4 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug 2024 1

  Not enough words in the Minionese language to describe this masterful piece of cinema. 5 bananas out of 5.

Popular reviews

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  Expend4bles 2023

  ★ Watched 26 Dec 2023

  I can think of 100 million better ways to spend 100 million dollars what the fuck

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Dec 2023

  RIP Felix I just know you would've been a better indie sleaze icon than Pete Doherty

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