Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  “I am very impatient to sign these papers,” says bro, speaking in the slowest way humanly possible.

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  Average Joe 2024

  ★½ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  “Start praying on field, Cronk!”

Popular reviews

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  Cade: The Tortured Crossing 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Aug 2023

  This film is a life changing experience. Once you go into it, you won’t come out as the same person you entered as. As Martin Scorsese once said, “Cinema, fr.” 

  I give this movie ten tiger lady points out of ten.

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  Romeo + Juliet 1996

  Watched 15 Jun 2024

  This movie was incredibly unrealistic. Radiohead was playing in Romeo’s intro scene, however later in the film Romeo gets laid. Everyone knows anyone who listens to Radiohead will never get laid

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