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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  and the oscar for best actor goes to robert pattinson for mickey 17. the oscar for supporting actor goes to robert pattinson for that voice, just beating out the other nominees, robert pattinson for mickey 18 and mickey barnes

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  War Dogs 2016

  ★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  at least it makes the u.s. gov look stupid. in the movie he says the military spend $4 billion a year on air conditioning alone but it’s actually $20 billion… chills

Popular reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2024 4

  fast and furious but the cars are colourful anthropomorphic aliens, gear shifts are the chaos emeralds, and you don’t have family, you got friends 🫶

  silly goofy fun and it was mesmerising enough to capture my attention despite idris elba sat behind me !!!

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  Before Sunrise 1995

  ½ Watched 31 Aug 2024

  no wonder his last girlfriend didn’t wanna be alone with him a single second my god he is the duke of yappington

  1/2 a star for:
  - nice b rolls of the scenery
  - everyone making fun of him only knowing english while expecting everyone else to speak multiple languages