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Carry-On 2024
“Carry On” didn’t just drop the ball—it took the ball, shoved it up its own ass, and then acted like it deserved applause. From the first five minutes, I could tell this wasn’t a movie; it was a dumpster fire someone slapped a budget on and hoped no one would notice. Spoiler: we noticed.
The plot stumbles around like a drunk trying to find their keys in the dark, with twists so lazy they might as well have been written…
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Red One 2024
“Red One” came in hotter than Santa’s sleigh on fire and left me feeling like I got crammed into a Christmas stocking, torn open, and dumped out like a filthy secret. What I thought would be a cozy holiday flick ended up railing me so hard I’m still gaping wider than a chimney Santa got stuck in.
This movie didn’t just jingle my bells—it tore them off, shoved them into a blender, and sprayed the walls with holiday spirit. Dwayne…
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Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood 2019
Second time watching this movie and it only gets better. The movie absolutely flys by even though it’s almost three hours. A masterpiece by Tarantino to say the least.
I can’t wait until the next time I watch this movie. I’ll for sure be wearing depends for the leakage that will no doubt be coming out of every end.
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