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Favorite films

  • Stop Making Sense
  • The Rules of the Game
  • Evil Dead II
  • The Red Shoes

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  • The Apprentice

    ★★★½

  • Emilia Pérez

    ★★½

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★½

  • Drunken Master II

    ★★★★★

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  • The Duke of Burgundy

    The Duke of Burgundy

    ★★★★★

    "The Duke Of Burgundy" has a wild opening- a sudden reframing of the premise that would be definitively blusterous in a more conventionally concerned film. With this film, it's actually an establishment of thesis. The two main characters (Sidse Babett Knudsen and Chiara D'Anna, both absolutely outstanding) are in a relationship where sexual dominance is overtly defined, but emotional dominance is wild and fluid. The plot is minimal, we literally spend the entire film watching these two women circle each…

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The Apprentice

    The Apprentice

    ★★★½

    Ah, the thing we've always wanted. A movie about Mr. Miyagi and Daniel if they were both straight-up demons, devouring one another. Jesus.

    Jeremy Strong is incredible, here and elsewhere. Roy Cohn is a despicable figure, but he's undeniably human- driven by whims, vanity, love. That Strong elicits any empathy at all is an act of miraculous acting skill. Sebastian Stan's Trump is so outwardly similar, but every human thing about him eventually reveals itself as ego, insecurity. Every option…

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ★★½

    One thing I've always said is that I love a big swing. Good, bad or ugly, I'll take an ambitious failure over a tedious success. Whatever the hell else is going on here, you could never claim that "Emilia Perez" is tedious.

    It's a little odd to watch a film so far into it's discourse half-life. You can't help but engage with it through the prism of other people's responses. Obviously, the issues with star Karla Sofia Gascon are more…

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  • Tenacious D: Time Fixers

    Tenacious D: Time Fixers

    ★★★★★

    JB: "How could this be happening?"
    Time Goblin: "Because of me- the Time Goblin!"
    KG: "Dude, it's the Time Goblin!"
    JB: "He gobbles time."
    Time Goblin: "I got Lincoln to leave the play, cause I knew it would lure you two here. Now I'm gonna kick your asses and steal your little time machine!"
    JB: "Yeah? Well there's just one problem with your fuckin' plan you god damn, motherfuckin' stupid piece of shit. We're gonna kick the living fuck outta…

  • Post Grad

    Post Grad

    ★★

    Choosing "Memory" for a cat funeral led by Michael Keaton is the kind of unexpected comedy home run that I watch these sort of layup, forgettable comedies for. Also, Michael Keaton is so funny in everything, and so forcefully good at stealing his scenes in "Post Grad" that I found myself a little disappointed when Carol Burnett got the jokes. Think about that. Seriously, this isn't very good. It's rote and vanilla, only fitfully interesting despite a script by Kelly…