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Recent reviews

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  Shipbreakers 2004

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Was shown this in elementary school years ago and today YouTube randomly recommended it. If I’m telling the truth ship breaking is looking sorta fun. I probably sound like such a privileged cunt saying that but I’ll just say it’s a man thing. I yearn for punishment, give me a hunk of iron to carry and a family to feed!
  You also know all these dudes have gorilla strength and could beat any gym bro in an arm wrestle. 

  *I would not survive a single day, definitely get these guys in a union or something !!*

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  Quarantine 2008

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This is another movie I was shown as a kid that scarred the hell outta me. It’s a real shitty movie but when your seven getting eaten by a rabied up granny seems like a very real possibility. 
  But yeah I stopped watching with 30 minutes left, kill everyone for all I care. The only reason the story “works” is because of how abnormally aggressive and fucking dumb everyone is. Literally the drunk guy is the smartest one trying to…

Popular reviews

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ½ Rewatched 21 Dec 2022 9

  Truly devoid of even a single ounce of creativity. I will literally watch anything over this. Go through my lowest ratings and believe me when I say I would take ANY of them over this garbo.
  These movies are truly nothing but a waste of unholy amounts of money that could have been given to infinitely more talented people in the movie making space. I wish I could say James Cameron was doing this just to make money, but I…

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  Hells 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Oct 2022

  I was so into this 😩 it’s only two hours long, but felt never ending in the best way possible. I didn’t want it to end, it would do something crazy and I would think to myself “oh surely this is a good point to end…” but it just kept going and kept getting more insane. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time, I couldn’t have predicted a single thing that happened.
  Very fun movie, loved…