Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  don’t ever ask about what’s in my black bag!

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  the kills are generally pretty fun

Popular reviews

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  Blankman 1994

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2024

  more of a fan of The Other Guy

  1. He’s a way better fighter
  2. Provides a life for Blankman 
  3. Doesn’t get the safety of a bulletproof costume

  Jason Alexander stars as a paralyzed Desert Storm veteran who runs a smut news station. So overcome with greed that he allows his employee to be shot for a story. If the academy won’t recognize a performance like this, what are we doing it for?!?!?

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  Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2023

  me after playing ghost of tsushima for 10 hours straight

  RZA!!!!