Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Big Pharma v. Unicorns

  This was surprisingly really really funny and gory…
  I was not expecting that. Will Poulter and Anthony Carrigan were my standout performances. The CGI was a bit bad, but honestly who gives af. It’s a movie about killer unicorns.

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  Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives! 1989

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Coming out of hiding to attend your own lookalike contest, that’s so Timothée Chalamet of Eddie.

  The transitions in this, woof. I liked the first movie a lot better. This felt like a rehash of the first movie, but with Eddie being all moody x1000. Also kind of funny he gets “cheated” on in both movies.

  Yellowjacket Thoughts
  I honestly don’t see how this would tie in with Yellowjackets. The only similarity is a mysterious person from Canada coming back…

Popular reviews

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  Your Monster 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Oct 2024

  I’m honestly not sure of that ending. Maybe the real monsters we made was the cancer she got along the way?

  I honestly didn’t think I was gonna like this movie all too much, and was only going to watch for Melissa (mi hermana!). But! I liked it! I laughed a lot, and Melissa was fantastic in this. Her singing was amazing, which I already knew since I watched Carmen. 

  Fuck her boyfriend and her friend who I clocked from the beginning! We love a girls girl 💚

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  What happened to robot to robot solidarity?!

  This was really fun. I love seeing Soapy in movies. She did really great in this. The plot was so fun. I kind of wished they didn’t spoil that she was a robot in that 2nd trailer, but it did add an awkward tension to it.

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