The Coke and beer really floored me.

ooo friend, homoerotic police officer friend

hornier than challengers

Did not expect to cry in the cinem to a film about zombies- but it’s not about zombies, its about love; and it was beautiful.

accamazing

i aspire to be this level of petty

i found this far funnier than i should have

everything i thought was going to happen, didnt - and i think that means it was good

oh nessa, the icon you are

Yes Oliver! Shake naked ass around the house!

happy nifty norbot

In another life I am just a girl on an island caressing Colin Firth.