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Recent reviews

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  The World Is Not Enough 1999

  ★★★ Watched 11 Oct 2024

  Seeing the Millennium Dome in the boat chase sequence hit me like a flashbang. Can you remember that shite, fellow Englandiers? Decent film.

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  Octopussy 1983

  ★★★ Watched 09 Oct 2024

  I always wondered why my brother watched this Bond on a loop for a while when we were younger and I finally get why. It's the steam train bit. He's a big steam train guy, it hit me like a That's So Raven vision when the train's whistle went off. To be fair, it is a gorgeous train - smoke deflectors and everything. Rest of the film? Ehhhhh

Popular reviews

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  Mortal Kombat 2021

  ★★★★★ Added 1

  "He's about to get his soul sucked" is the single most influential line in all of cinema.

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  The Star Wars Holiday Special 1978

  ★★★★★ Added 1

  Star Wars will never again enjoy the dizzying heights of this cinematic tour de force.

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