Garrett

Garrett

USC film school ‘69

Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • Django Unchained

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  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    ★★★★½

  • Oppenheimer

    ★★★★½

  • Inception

    ★★★★½

  • It

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  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    ★★★★½

    Thanks for the existential crisis. Had to stop myself from buying a solo, one-way ticket to Iceland. This movie will make you grateful to be alive and motivated to do everything you want to do.

    “Are you getting on the elevator?” “Yes, I’m not” actually killed me, so stealing that LOL

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★½

    Oppy! Oppy! Oppy!

    Fantastic film. Peak cinema. 

    I gotta start from the top.

    I walk into the theater, surrounded by barbie girls and Oppenheimer chads. Some middle aged dude was sitting in my seat I picked and paid for. Told him to kick rocks. Fr though why would you sit in a seat knowing they are about to come? Would you ever do that on an airplane? Fuck off.

    Waited 25 mins to get my popcorn and Diet Coke… oh…

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  • Inception

    Inception

    ★★★★½

    I finally watched it, it’s pathetic to admit but first time.

    After years of memes and people talking about Inception I hyped it up a lot in my head. I went into this ready to be mindfucked by dreams and hans zimmer shredding the score per usual.

    Cast was A1, Christopher Nolan… need I say more? He’s the goat I fear. Story line was great, I despised his wife until I learned Leo made her brain mush. Inception! Gg bozo…

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    ★½

    I was drinking a fat Diet Coke and was scared to burp it was so quiet.

    The ambiance of ppl munching popcorn and coughing made this mid movie even more enjoyable

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