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Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  God marvel is really re using its corny asf dialogue and calling it a day. Still a fine watch. Watched on my B'day too. So it's one to remember

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  "Formidablé"
  Oh my the uncanny valley cinematography and landscaping of Europe works so well. The fashion with them FUCK ASS PUFF SLEEVES OMG. Margaret qualleys HAIR??? THE DEVELOPMENT OF BELLAS INTELLIGENCE? I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON TAYLOR SWIFT ENJOYED THIS MOVIE SO MUCH. THE WIZARD OF OZ CHANGE OF COLOUR SCENE IS just "formidable". I however cannot tell if this was an exploration of child sex trafficking or any type of sex trafficking. However the themes of grooming are SOOOO realll. It was cunty in such an inadvertent way. 5 cunty puffy sleeves/ 5

Popular reviews

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  Nostos: The Return 1989

  ½ Watched 24 Apr 2024

  watched this with the USYD Film society as an activity with my friends (shoutout to dallas and mia). and my fucking god. i am not built for university film society artsy films. THIS WAS NEXT LEVEL. everyone was laughing during the close up shots of the lady's bush and nipples and when he was saying gibberish and screamed "YOSHI." I SAW SOOO MANY PPL SLEEPING IN THE AUDITORIUM TOO LMAO. i think my attention span is past a point of…

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  James Franco sucking gun cock in black cultural appropriation was soooo fucking hot. NEED a spring breakers typa holiday ASAP. This movie IS A CULTURAL RESETTTT

  THAT BRITNEY SPEARS PIANO SCENE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL TOO OMFG

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