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  • The Menu

    ★★★

  • Saltburn

    ★★★

  • Saltburn

    ★★★

  • Men

    ★★★

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★

    Spoilers

    Foams back on the menu boys

    Nutty cheff puts on a mad feed for some snobs.

    Each course causes the guests to reflect on their time at the island (they're on a restaurant island) and their lives. They progressively get more introspective and ouchy.

    Basically they're all dick cheeses (not on the menu) and they just big ol' gluttonous consumers. In life they take and take, never satisfying their mind bellies' hunger. Whether it be with money, sex or…

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★

    Spoilers.

    Ehhhhhhhh meh, was alright.

    Shot in a weird resolution. Tbf it does look nice. Quite a pleasing and satisfying style.

    Basically this film is about a weirdo that befriends a rich dude in posh cunt school. Rich dude takes weird dude home for the holidays and enjoys the fancy lifestyle.

    I had no idea what this movie was about for 2 hours. Just guys being dudes for the majority of it.

    At the end rich kid does, sister(?) Dies.…