Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  TORTILLAS, TORTILLAS DELICIOSAS

  this movie was fucking insane but i kind of loved it???

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  My Neighbor Totoro 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  stardew valley the movie featuring hot dad. also, i will no longer be taking amtrak and shall commute exclusively via cat bus

Popular reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2024

  this movie was so cunty girlboss pussy mama slay work diva ATE

  ruby cruz is serving all the lesbian

  jeff definitely dicks down tim after every game in the locker room showers

  i bottomed while watching this

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★½ Watched 17 May 2024

  webalicious definition make them webs go loco,
  they want my venom, so they get their pleasure from my spider,
  you could web me, you could wet me,
  i am throuple, i am trouble,
  i got reasons why i sees them,
  spiders come and go like sydney,
  webalicious

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  
  beyoncé was the best character