Gary Hofman

Gary Hofman

"I have a fire under my ass and it's not gonorrhoea"

Favorite films

  • Life Is Beautiful
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Spaceballs
  • Shrek 2

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  • Suspiria

    ★★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★★

  • Sasquatch Sunset

    ★★★½

  • Sasquatch Sunset

    ★★★½

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★½

    This is just drama school but with witches.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    Why can’t I find a Gimme More by Britney Spears parody titled Demi Moore on YouTube?

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  • Potato Salad: Don't Ask!

    Potato Salad: Don't Ask!

    ½

    Watching this is the harder than giving birth to a child. I don't know what childbirth is like. I will never know what childbirth is like. But watching this is harder.

  • Disaster Movie

    Disaster Movie

    ½

    It's a no from me.

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