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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010
CUCK TENT CUCK TENT CUCK TENT CUCK TENT CUCK TENT CUCK TENT CUCK TENT
also final action sequence kinda good with the patagonia vampires and jorts wolf boys vs the urban outfitters vampires lol. could’ve used a little less rapey vibes from jacob and a lot less confederate vampire lmao but gotta admit some of the backstories were fun.
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009
a lot less interesting than the first but no less trashy lol. much more cinematically consistent, but not really in a great way. jacob was great for the first 2/3rds and then became the weirdest, most manipulative piece of shit. pretty painful watch, all things considered - but i did laugh almost the whole time.
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Transformers: Age of Extinction 2014
What Hollywood says it is: The thrilling, action-packed fourth entry in Michael Bay's long-running series of robots, cars and epicosity.
What it really is: The essence of a 12-year old male's mind captured in 165 minutes of hilarity.
Transformers: Age of Extinction is awesome.
Maybe it's because I also watched The Godfather today, but I found Transformers: Age of Extinction to be among the most awesomely stupid films I've had the pleasure of watching. Maybe it's because I was warned…
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