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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1937
How do you judge and rate something like this. The animation is beautiful and still holds up, yes, very well. But this was boring, and that's a big crime for a kids' film to commit.
This was also superficial; where is the story? Why should I care about the damsel in distress who has no personality and quirks? Why can't one of the dwarfs, Doc, not construct one coherent sentence after another? Why does Grumpy have such a distaste for…Translated from by -
Mickey 17 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Not very good.
I've let it over a week to marinate inside of my bald head; this was simply not good.
Right off the bat, Pattinson's narration is annoying. His accent - annoying. His performance as Mickey 17 - annoying and hammy.
The film takes much too long to get to the point, yet the world-building is not good. For example, how is it that, just over 20 years from the present, the earth has become so uninhabitable for a…
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