Me putting a gum wrapper on my teeth:
“Spwing Bwreak, Spwang Bwake fowevrr”
Fucking crazy to think A24 was popping off at the same time as Gangnam Style.
At the age of 9 I wasn’t a cinephile, so I wasn’t hooked in online. But I still heard about this movie online, mainly about how dumb/horny it was and how Selena Gomez was just having her grown up Disney actor crisis.
But this was great.
It all felt very voyeuristic with…
Disclaimer: I did not pay for this shit, I watched it while on the clock.
Fuck Matt Walsh and anybody who supports him.
The whole time he’s a disingenuous asshole who constantly toes the line on racist rhetoric to get a rise out of everyone.
Even if he wasn’t racist, (which he is) he’s still a misogynistic homophobe who sells baby dolls with his bearded face. Like a weirdo
The real insufferable part is the audience members blatantly saying fucked up shit along with Matt. I hate that we’re serving you.
Bro, tattooing your own storybook on your skin is the most Eric Draven type shit ever.
It’s neat it’s not like every other ‘action guy’ movie where they can tank 1000 hits just fine.
There’s at least a reason he can keep fighting, and they choreograph everything to match and feel like he’s an inexperienced punching bag.
Idk if they were forced to use Jacob Batalon’s writers from Marvel or what, but at least the Saw levels of gore helped to keep me going.
Just wish literally all the big fight scenes and anything you’d care about wasn’t 100% of the trailers for this.
