Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Crazy Rich Asians 2018

  ★★★½ Rewatched 18 Feb 2025

  Gemma Chan's aura in this is actually insane. i'd genuinely never let my face be seen by a single soul ever again if i was him.

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  Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 2009

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Feb 2025

  ginny genuinely has the personality of a damp towel in this one... stop tying his shoe before you catch a Chosen One knee to the forehead.

  also why in God's green Earth are you running after him thru the fire and into the cornfield in your bathrobe like GIRL THE OPS ARE OUT THERE.

Popular reviews

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  Cha Cha Real Smooth 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Apr 2024

  "The things that I'm scared of doing are probably the things that will help me the most, but I just can't do them."

  watching this 11 days out from graduation was like receiving the world’s most comforting forehead kiss while standing in the middle of a house fire.

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★½ Watched 29 Oct 2023

  pregaming this movie with Little Women was like drinking a fine wine from the Italian countryside and using a piss sample from the doctor’s office as a chaser.