Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  I don’t blame Dorothy. If I found Kyle MacLachlan hiding in MY closet I’d probably do the same thing.

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  Communion 1989

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  Yuppppp, this movie still bangs. 

  Loved watching the outtakes this time around and the whiplash you get between Philippe Mora trying to save face and portray this movie as serious while you watch Christopher Walken wrap his naked legs around a blue alien and try to make it go down on him.

Popular reviews

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  Secret Mall Apartment 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Stealing a PS2 from a hidden apartment in a mall is GINORMOUS rent-a-cop energy.

  Public spaces are vastly empty, under patrolled, and just begging for more instances like this. Become ungovernable.

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  No Men Beyond This Point 2015

  ★ Watched 13 Jan 2025 1

  Is it satirical for a movie where the world is run by women to somehow still focus solely on men? Yes. Does that mean that this satirical movie is by any stretch of the imagination good? No. 

  Not to be the woke police, but it’s clear from the start that the movie was written by a straight cis man. This is a genuinely interesting premise (though Children of Men did it slightly differently and WAY better) and somehow he managed to…

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