Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  God I want that house
  & to look like Andrew Garfield

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  Ice Age: The Meltdown 2006

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  Freaky ahh sloth

Popular reviews

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  A Turtle's Tale: Sammy's Adventures 2010

  ½ Watched 28 Jan 2022 2

  stupid fucking green turtle, all green and shit. looking for his girlfriend, you don’t have a girlfriend because you’re green and stupid and i hate you. fuck you

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  Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang 2010

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Mar 2023 2

  man it would have been so fucking cool if that bomb exploded.
   gonna change uni to UWE. change course to film. graduate. get a job in the industry. work my way up. direct my own film. have it be as wholesome and family friendly as this. randomly kill them all gruesomely at the end. have film students talk about me like a god in 50 years.

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