Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Presence 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  was sitting at 4 or 5 stars for most of the movie, then unfortunately the climax disappointed me so much it brought it all the way down to a 2.5, then lucy liu wailing in agony at a mirror brought it back up 🤷‍♂️ and that's just how the cookie crumbles

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  Salem's Lot 2024

  ★ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  is this a 1 star quality movie? no. but did I get actively angry while watching the movie and feel the need to take some sort of action against it? yes.

Popular reviews

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  Crash 1996

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Mar 2024

  my favourite movie to jerk off in the back of a car to👍

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  this film made me cry and I can't yet tell if that's because its a good movie or it it's the three mojitos I drank while watching it. either way give keanu reeves an emmy.

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