Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I got to see Dakota Johnson's nipples so I feel bad for rating this bad

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Every scene in this movie is a dialogue scene and it's SO AWESOME

  Ending is pretty clever and really satisfying even if it took until I was walking out of the theater for me to comprehend it

Popular reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Nov 2024

  Sigma Kieran Culkin dunks on Tweaker Eisenberg for 2 hours straight

  Don't think I didn't notice he fucked the shit out of that divorced woman

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  Poser 2021

  ★★★★ Added

  Such a cool movie, the VIBES alone my lord

  There's this underlying tension throughout the movie and you're not sure why; everything seems okay on the surface and we understand the main girl through her insecurities, but she dances on the line of creepiness so beautifully that you find yourself questioning your sympathy for her at every turn. Like this movie manages to be pretty straightforward in that not much happens for 90% of the runtime, but also jaw-droppingly CRAZY, even before the end.

  I said it best first holy fuck in every way the VIBES

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