I’ve never had a comedy special recommended to me as many times as this one. It was kinda funny. Dude started off strong as fuck with that New York / Chicago joke in the beginning.
Also, please, somebody recommend a movie to be because I’m stuck in a funk and cannot bring myself to watch anything. 🫠
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The day after seeing this, I came home and modified my gold heart locket to look like the one Lily-Rose Depp wears in this movie and I’m so obsessed with how it looks that I keep it on a necklace stand on my dresser so I can look at it everyday. #runonsentence
Thank you Robert Eggers for another comfort horror movie that I can add to my list! Not kidding, I tried to watch this a couple weeks ago and fell asleep cuz it relaxed me so much. The fuck is wrong with me?
“I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table, but we do. The relief washes over me in an awesome wave.”
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Christian Bale bodied this. I’m blown away every time. Laugh harder each time I watch, too.
“Y’all can go home cuz I just fuckin’ NAILED that!”
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Everybody disappointed with this, are you okay? I get some of the criticisms, but it’s a lot better if you just… have fun with it.
It was hilarious, the kills were a blast, and it was, also, genuinely horrifying at times. I am hella squeamish, tho. That balls scene is going to live with me for the rest of my life and I don’t even have balls.
Anyway, to the Music Box bartender who will be serving MaXXXine themed cocktails all weekend — my thoughts are with you. It was delish, tho.
X > Pearl > MaXXXine
