Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Powaqqatsi 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Pretty cool, but now I just wanna rewatch Koyaanisqatsi.

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  Andrew Schulz: LIFE 2025

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I’ve never had a comedy special recommended to me as many times as this one. It was kinda funny. Dude started off strong as fuck with that New York / Chicago joke in the beginning.

Popular reviews

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  American Psycho 2000

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 May 2024 7

  “I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table, but we do. The relief washes over me in an awesome wave.”

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  Christian Bale bodied this. I’m blown away every time. Laugh harder each time I watch, too.

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Jul 2024 2

  “Y’all can go home cuz I just fuckin’ NAILED that!” 

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  Everybody disappointed with this, are you okay? I get some of the criticisms, but it’s a lot better if you just… have fun with it.

  It was hilarious, the kills were a blast, and it was, also, genuinely horrifying at times. I am hella squeamish, tho. That balls scene is going to live with me for the rest of my life and I don’t even have balls.

  Anyway, to the Music Box bartender who will be serving MaXXXine themed cocktails all weekend — my thoughts are with you. It was delish, tho.

  X > Pearl > MaXXXine