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Favorite films

  • Koyaanisqatsi
  • The Substance
  • Frances Ha
  • On the Edge

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  • Andrew Schulz: LIFE

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★★

  • Juno

    ★★★½

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  • Andrew Schulz: LIFE

    Andrew Schulz: LIFE

    I’ve never had a comedy special recommended to me as many times as this one. It was kinda funny. Dude started off strong as fuck with that New York / Chicago joke in the beginning.

    Also, please, somebody recommend a movie to be because I’m stuck in a funk and cannot bring myself to watch anything. 🫠

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    🖤_______🖤

    The day after seeing this, I came home and modified my gold heart locket to look like the one Lily-Rose Depp wears in this movie and I’m so obsessed with how it looks that I keep it on a necklace stand on my dresser so I can look at it everyday. #runonsentence
    Thank you Robert Eggers for another comfort horror movie that I can add to my list! Not kidding, I tried to watch this a couple weeks ago and fell asleep cuz it relaxed me so much. The fuck is wrong with me?

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  • American Psycho

    American Psycho

    ★★★★★

    “I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table, but we do. The relief washes over me in an awesome wave.”

    Christian Bale bodied this. I’m blown away every time. Laugh harder each time I watch, too.

  • MaXXXine

    MaXXXine

    ★★★★

    “Y’all can go home cuz I just fuckin’ NAILED that!” 

    Everybody disappointed with this, are you okay? I get some of the criticisms, but it’s a lot better if you just… have fun with it.

    It was hilarious, the kills were a blast, and it was, also, genuinely horrifying at times. I am hella squeamish, tho. That balls scene is going to live with me for the rest of my life and I don’t even have balls.

    Anyway, to the Music Box bartender who will be serving MaXXXine themed cocktails all weekend — my thoughts are with you. It was delish, tho.

    X > Pearl > MaXXXine