Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  One of Them Days 2025

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Felt big Dude Where's My Car vibes with this one, which were solidified when their car then got stolen.

  Fun hijinks romp!

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Hey look man I like monkeys, but this was a bit of a slog.

Popular reviews

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  Christmas All Over Again 2016

  Watched 21 Dec 2021

  Throughout this film, the word “swag” is spoken literally like 20 times.
  Also it starts off with a narrator saying verbatim, “Remember that movie where that guys gets stuck living an eternity in that small town in Pennsylvania? It’s like that, except this is a Christmas tale.”

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  Watched 08 Apr 2023 2

  This movie should've been longer.
  Every scene breezed by but kind of not in a good way. Like the structure of the film worked but it felt every scene was skimmed over. Like: this is the mushroom kingdom this is the jungle kingdom this is rainbow road, ok final fight.
  The relationship between Mario and Luigi should have been the core of the movie, and I think it was, but we cut back to Luigi so sparsely that it kinda…