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Favorite films

  • Escape from New York
  • Escape from L.A.
  • Crank
  • Crank: High Voltage

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  • The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

  • Bone Tomahawk

  • Dragged Across Concrete

  • Mandy

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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    I was treated to a 4D experience with this film. The man in front of me let one rip just as Reynolds said “there is an air of death in this house and I do not like the stink of it”.

  • Schindler's List

    Schindler's List

    Could've been great if Spielberg had the self-discipline to end the film at its logical conclusion (Schindler breaking down near the end). The inclusion of the Hotel Rwanda shot of the Jews cresting a hill, the modern-day footage of the real survivors putting rocks on Schindler's grave, the "in memory of the 6 million Jews murdered" and the list itself in full after the credits wasn't necessary; he should've just let the film speak for itself. 

    Teared up a few times though so he did something right.

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