Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  have no clue what to write except this felt so insanely personal and I feel this way every single time I look in a mirror.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  #2 horniest dracula film, if it’s not horny it’s not dracula

Popular reviews

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  The Love Bug 1997

  ★ Watched 28 Apr 2023

  herbie got fucking jumped

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  Goldrush: A Real Life Alaskan Adventure 1998

  ★★★ Watched 01 May 2023

  my dick has led me to places I wouldn’t even go with a pickaxe or a shovel… why am I here

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