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Recent reviews

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  The Hateful Eight 2015

  ★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025 1

  everyone in this movie sucked

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  Annie 2014

  ★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025 1

  Cameron diaz ate

Popular reviews

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  Charlie's Angels 2000

  ½ Watched 04 Jun 2023 2

  Literally the worst movie I have EVER seen, litrally only getting half a star because Lucy Liu is in it. This movie’s existence is a hate crime everything is horrendous and cringey, it feels so cheap and OH MY GOD THE SLOWED DOWN ACTION SHOTS i wanted to kill myself watching them 💋💋💋💋
  and i forgot this movie is the literal incarnate of the male gaze it’s so icky and disgusting and feels like the brink of an orgy 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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  3096 Days 2013

  ½ Watched 29 Mar 2023

  Literally the most boring movie I have ever seen. There’s no music and everything just feels so awkward? Obviously you’re meant to feel uncomfortable but it was just so unbearable to watch because of how awkward it was? I really despised it but I watched the whole thing anyway. Wolfgang is the most pathetic human being ever. xx

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