This made me feel cold and empty inside, like biting the bottom of an ice cream and eating it upside down.
I still REALLY LIKED it… but in the same way I liked Midsommar. It’s beautiful, stylistically intelligent, amazing colours, and great juxtaposition of beautiful things against terrible violence (am I talking about Carey and Ryan or the synth pop? Neither babe, I’m talking about Ryan’s costumes and the city) I wanted to like it, but it made me feel…
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Army of the Dead 2021
Honestly this was solid gold shit but I love shitty zombie movies
This had a sardonic lesbian pilot, a deeply confusing and theatrical German, lots of weird plot holes and an undead tiger.
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Bound 1996
… girl what the fuck did I just watch
1) lesbians don’t… have sex like that?
2) lesbian bars aren’t… like that?
3) why is violets voice like that?
4) why are the mafia so non threatening??
5) the acting is so, so, so bad ??
6) how did this get 8.9 on rotten tomatoes
7) how does anyone think this is what lesbians are like
8) what in the straight male gaze
9) the weird threatening brass music?
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The Killer 2023
Style over substance. Still great fun, but unfortunately, painfully soulless and a little too long.
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