jelly

jelly

Slowest media catch up known to man

Favorite films

  • Blue Jean
  • Wetlands
  • Trolls Holiday in Harmony
  • Secretary

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  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★★★

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★½

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  • The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★★★

    She should’ve dumped his ass and never returned and never talk to that one friend of hers too they sucked

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

    It was so so nice to see something animated that wasn’t 3d and 3 bajillion hours long. An enjoyable movie for everyone w jokes u Can laugh at that being said I think there should’ve been more jokes and less jokes that were stupidly long. I liked this movie tho. Could’ve been better we gotta get you out girl

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★½

    I’m going to hold everyone’s hand when I say this. This wasn’t a good movie. This was like Barbie but for horror (not a good thing). Visually, musically, and gore wise it’s there but that’s it. It seems as though it loses itself which is funny bc I don’t know how it did. I was excited for this but damn was it disappointing. It was like throwing ideas and never went thru w any. I was interested briefly but went back to disappointment. Really stupid and LONG movie.

    “Que mamoncita”-my mom's review

  • Robot Dreams

    Robot Dreams

    ½

    Genuinely truly cross my heart and hope to die Nothing Burger to the max. Me when I made a 5 min short into a full length movie for no reason and did not make it better