Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Triangle 2009

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  stressed! the whole time stressed! Jess is the worst!

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  lame ahhh villain

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ½ Watched 29 Apr 2024

  absolutely not. perverse behavior only a man could write. couldn’t even finish it and not because I don’t have “taste”, but because it felt like a crime to even watch it. all movies include unnecessarily graphic scenes these days as if you can’t create a good story without them.

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  in my opinion a near perfect horror comedy. infuriatingly stupid people but it’s seattle so.

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