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Recent reviews

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  Green Room 2015

  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Fuckin Oregon. And what the fuck is Patrick Stewart doing in this movie ?

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  Fatale 2020

  ★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Why does this movie start like a porno but then get actually kind of good? Just kidding I didn’t even finish it.

Popular reviews

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  Prisoners 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jul 2023 2

  A part of me really wanted to hate this movie because of the type of film bros that are associated with it. Yeah I “like” Fight Club but I also got over it. But this movie was very well written. And Jake Gyllenhaal as a sexy detective with the hottest blinking twitch for like 3 hours!?!?!?! How could I resist. And obviously the story was really captivating as well, a word of advice is to pay close attention the whole time if you want to understand the plot completely.

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  A Family Affair 2024

  ½ Watched 09 Oct 2024 2

  Sometimes ya gotta watch shit like this to remember it’s okay to be a movie snob rather than think this shit is excusable. Romcom drivel was so much better in the 90s and early 2000s…. :’(

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