Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Disturbia 2007

  ★★ Watched 08 Aug 2023 1

  ‘I love the way when you take a shit in your private bathroom you stop yourself before the second wipe and stand up to look in the mirror and not in a hot girl kinda way more like you got unclean ass’ (direct quote) 
   
  Shia Le 17y/o peeper weeper like a good creeper

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  Smile 2022

  ★★½ Watched 31 Jul 2023

  ‘Smile’ follows an orphan with a dream. A dream of being king of the pride lands. While pursuing this dream he encounters many obstacles in his path, suicidal cuckholding being his main challenge. I really enjoyed the musical numbers, but mainly the focus on self mutilation and disfigurement. Jim Carrey was inspired casting.

Popular reviews

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  A Small Light 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 May 2023 1

  I love this because my brother is in it and he’s a good actor in my opinion 🍾

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  ★½ Watched 26 Jul 2023

  This film gave me incurable stomach cancer and because of that I think the absolute most I can give it is 1.5 stars. Saying that, I’m in a lot of pain and the nurse just spilled scolding leek soup on my stomach so that’s a problem. Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that I’ve lost the skin around my stomach.

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