Rob

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Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Scream
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Princess Mononoke

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  • Hellraiser: Bloodline

    ★★

  • Death of a Unicorn

    ★★

  • Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth

    ★★★

  • Hellbound: Hellraiser II

    ★★★

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    Let me start by saying one thing…this isn’t a Batman movie for everyone. Its not a superhero in the slightest and the general audiences who fell in love with the Marvel movies and Nolans’ Dark Knight trilogy will likely leave disappointed. This is a Batman movie for people who like a dark and gritty detective noir film. The Batman (2022) feels like a lost remnant of a genre that just doesn’t exist anymore. 

    Matt Reeves brings Batman back to his roots…

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

    ★★★★

    Talk to Me is a character driven decent into hell. 

    At this stage into film history, possession films are a dime a dozen. They often have the same plot beats, same scares, same cookie cutter characters. Talk To Me borrows from  cliché tropes but quickly abandons them. The movie sets up our expectations, leads us into the depths and then leaves us alone in the dark. 

    The story is nothing new: Mia and her friends play dumb games with demons…

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  • Hellraiser: Bloodline

    Hellraiser: Bloodline

    ★★

    This is the ultimate “straight to Blockbuster” movie

  • Death of a Unicorn

    Death of a Unicorn

    ★★

    I’m so disappointed in Death of a Unicorn. This could’ve been a really fun and original creature feature. Instead it’s a retread of all the old tropes we seen thousands of times before. The movie plays like a cheap rip off of Jurassic Park. 
    None of the humor landed with me. I really hated every character. The cgi is terrible, which is a shame because the few scenes with practical effects are great. And I found it to be just….boring.

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    This is the 90 minute equivalent of waking up at 2 in the morning to take a piss

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★★★

    When they said Scream VI was going to take place outside of Woodsboro, I wasn’t sure what to expect. Then they announced that Neve Campbell wasn’t returning and I became skeptical. Once the first trailer dropped, I was HYPED. Scream VI gives the franchise a breath of fresh air while staying true to its roots. 

    The story follows our survivors from the last film. They’re attending college (Scream 2 call back) in NYC. People in their circle start to get killed. They…