Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eastern Promises 2007

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Officially a Cronenberg hater. Would’ve given this a worse rating if it wasn’t for Viggo’s butt naked sauna fight scene.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025 1

  Love Island but with cardinals.

Popular reviews

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  Julie & Julia 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Dec 2024 1

  Alright, as much as it pains me to say it, Alex gives some decent movie recos. This movie caught me completely out of left field. Great storytelling, great acting, and surprisingly relatable for a movie about cooking. Inspired me to use my air fryer less and oven more!

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Nov 2024 1

  Shoutout to the guy playing solitaire beside Mike during the movie - extra half point for that.

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