Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Die Hard 1988

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Dec 2024

  5 Star Movie. Always has been, always will be.

• 

  BlackBerry 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2023

  It's feti... fetish shit! OK? I like to bind! I like to be bound!

Popular reviews

• 

  The Matrix Reloaded 2003

  ★★★ Rewatched 13 Sep 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

• 

  The Expendables 2010

  ★ Rewatched 28 Feb 2022

  Stuff I liked:
  • Jason Statham is badass.
  • Terry Crews hilariously blowing stuff up with a shotgun.
  • The scene where the plane strafes the pier.

  Stuff I didn't like (There are not enough hours in the day to begin to describe...) :
  • Any time anybody spoke or was spoken to or did anything.
  • Any word that was said as "dialogue"
  • Old man Stallone runs funny
  • 4 second tattoo time
  • Mickey Rourke crying in the name of "acting".
  • Unessecary slow motion
  • The entire script
  • Fuck you.
  • The entire movie
  • Fuck you.

Following