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New York Minute 2004
You're either totally on board with how this is a wildly made throwback screwball comedy for elementary school girls in 2004, or you're not. You're also only allowed to to rate a thing like this all or nothing, 1 star or 5 stars. Pick a side people.
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Anora 2024
Compelling and fun at times, and Mikey is clearly elite. There were a bunch of outstanding little moments with nobody characters, I liked that. I could go into a thing about Baker's male gaze in shady disguise and my perception of why he's doing that, but I'll take the high road and just instead say I was fascinated with the mother. What a whirlwind! Holy God!
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Lurking Fear 1994
"You're just like your father--stupid, and dead!"
Let's be clear: this garbage is a very gigantic dump of nothingness, a direct-to-vhs mess of plot and bland dialogue. I don't even really know what it was about! The cast sucks, the soundtrack was made on a mini-casio watch / keyboard, and the monster just kinda stands around for a moment every 20 minutes. It's a half-a-star movie at best.
Here's the thing. You throw Jeffrey Combs into anything, and every scene…
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Doctor Zhivago 1965
Marvelous. The whole thing, sweeping and monstrous in scale and ambition, is so curiously quiet, and gentle. It is as if everything that happened was covered in deep snow.
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