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Face/Off 1997
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A wild ride with a seemingly endless budget for explosions. A lot of fun however loses a star if only for the constant face touching/caressing/stroking (if you’re anything like me, its a jump-scare anytime John Travolta raises his hand), and the very poorly chosen stunt doubles who’s resemblance are as bare as Margaret Cho’s lines in the script.
An action-packed thriller, that will leave you wondering aloud, “but what about their dicks?”. 2.5 stars.
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Jurassic Park III 2001
My friend and I recently watched this again for the first time in a very long time and we firmly believe, the Titan Submersible Implosion would not have occurred had the team operating that make-shift submarine watched this film.
A lot of fun, 3/5.
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Portrait of God 2022
Watched this with a friend earlier this evening, an unlikely masterclass in how to execute a story successfully in a limited amount of time. We were in awe of how frightening the film was in the 7 minutes we were watching.
4.5/5, would/will recommend.
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Hereditary 2018
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I’m thankful my friend bound and gagged me and forced me to watch this film - not what I was expecting and I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
Throughout the film I found connections with Toni Collette’s character Annie, whom I believed was a fellow Aquarian, though I have no concrete evidence to provide other than a gut-feeling. The son, Peter (portrayed by Alex Wolff), was a victim of circumstance, born into a family of secrets, sleep-walkers, artists and actors. Charlie (Milly…Translated from by