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Recent reviews

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  The Usual Suspects 1995

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  CAESER SOZINS COMET

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  Argo 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  More tension than the spring of the plane wheels while an obese stuffed in a white shirt(Michelin) walks down the aisle

Popular reviews

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Oct 2024

  Firstly, I am rating this movie on the parts that I can remember. As I had a Long Island, 6 double crown pineapples, seltzer roadie, patron shot, and pickleback. I watched the first 15 mins, then left to take a shit, came back apparently after Joaquin kissed a dude. Some songs played, which I didn’t mind, but after maybe minute 50 I was out cold for the next hour. In and out of light sleep and then saw the ending. I then went home and made myself a quesadilla and cucumber salad, then was wide awake for the South Park episode Scrotie McBoogerballs.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Some cool stuff, but 3rd act just kinda flat. Same Zendaya teasing as dune, I was promised more Giancarlo Esposito

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