Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Jul 2022

  Chalamet nuts in an apricot after less that 30 seconds. Film stock used at it’s finest.

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  The Nun 2018

  ★★★ Watched 21 Aug 2021

  Nuns are good for two things: horror films and virgin jokes.

  This has both. I’m also not good with horror so shat me up a lil bit won’t lie.

Popular reviews

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  Malcolm & Marie 2021

  ★½ Watched 05 Feb 2021

  “That’s what authenticity buys you.” 

  Proceeds to make the most inauthentic, pretentious and fucking irritating, contradictory film. I can only wish my vocabulary was as dense as these two in the middle of a heated argument.

  I’m writing this mid film because it’s too tedious to give my full attention to. Might finish beautifully who knows but for now I’m waiting for the end. 

  Shot beautifully on black and white film though so it must be good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  Lion 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2017

  Cried. Then cried some more. Dev Patel puts in a very strong performance. The film isn't perfect but the story is soul wrenching, with a beautiful score to accompany.