Recent reviews

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  The DUFF 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Dec 2021

  This movie is almost great. Like she’s been friends with these girls since childhood and thinks they’ve been tricking her to be their DUFF-valid thought process, we all have imposter syndrome. But these girls didn’t snap back with anything like because we have fun together/shared history etc. Premise and writing are actually way more valid than most of these teen movies, but I wish it could be tweaked a little more.

  This football captain jock guy is taking her on a…

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  The Perfect Date 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Dec 2021

  Who writes these premises? 3 minutes in and he wrote a 5 page garbled essay and can’t articulate a point. And he’s supposed to have grades good enough to get into Yale? Bruh try state college with that as if! It’s like these teens don’t spend 4 years in English class learning to write an essay smh

  “I haven’t worked my ass off for 3.5 years to go to a public college” like ??? Going to a private college is…

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  Have Figure, Will Travel 1963

  ★★ Watched 30 Jun 2019

  This is a 10 minute movie with 43 minutes of filler. Went into this thinking it would be a vapid skin flick, but it’s not even that.

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  The Fly 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Oct 2018

  This movie was way grosser than I thought it would be. Absolutely disgusting effects. Interesting story though.