Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Jurassic Exorcist 2024

  ★★½ Watched 18 Sep 2024

  Seeing a dinosaur being stabbed with a .PNG holy cross is peak cinema.

Recent reviews

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  American Cyborg: Steel Warrior 1994

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  It has cyborgs, explosions, exactly one facial expression per character, unnecessary backflips and dialogues written by someone who just discovered English. Fun!!!

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  Society 1989

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  “It’s time to party hardy!”
  -Billy Warlock

Popular reviews

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  Baby Assassins 2 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 14 May 2023

  Who needs John Wick when you have Baby Assassins? Part 2.

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  Broken Rage 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  Mr. Kitano, if you’re reading this, please make more movies like this. I’m begging you!

  “He has a Samsung, I knew it!”