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Favorite films

  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
  • Dune: Part Two
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Ratatouille

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  • Four Lions

    ★★★★½

  • Inception

    ★★★★½

  • The Thing

    ★★★★½

  • Spirited Away

    ★★★★

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  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★

    Wallace is actually so lucky that Gromit puts up with his shit. He is actually brain-dead IQ and his existence is only sustained by his dog, who exceeds him in every way. Wallace is also always on this same shit of "finally appreciating his dog in the end", but by his next appearance he is once again taking him for granted. Gromit is not just his dog and his friend, he is literally his carer, his Messiah, and his saviour.

    Wallace makes me so angry Feathers McGraw should have put him out of his misery and let Gromit take ownership of the household.
    Gromit supremacy.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    Talk about a bad day at the Transylvanian barbers!

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  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ★½

    Such a bold choice to make a musical where each song sounds shitter than the last.
    Just as you were forgetting how bad the last song was a new one is awkwardly mumbled into existence, and as you wonder whether they are simply talking or attempting to sing, the equally shit cinematography will present you with the answer, yes they are attempting a song.
    Hearing that the director did no research about Mexico is a great start but I also…

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    How I feel when I am lying in bed an hour after my alarm has gone off 😫

    Make sure to watch on a full stomach.

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  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★★

    The cinematography was stunning.
    If by cinematography you mean Ana de Armas.

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ½

    This truly could be the worst film I have ever seen in my life. It is so boring and makes so little sense, and doesn't even have the memery potential of Morbius. There is an uneasy sense that nobody in this wanted to be, and the only explanation is that Sony are able to keep tricking people into believing they are joining the MCU and not the Venom/Morbius/Kraven universe.
    A small list of the things in this film:
    1) Madame…