Gerald

Gerald

Watching lotsa movies and lovin' it like McDonalds.

Favorite films

  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Fantasia
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • A Hard Day's Night

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  • Snow White

    ★★

  • Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch

    ★★½

  • Tarzan II

    ★★

  • Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League

    ★★★

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★★

    It's both as expected but also not as expected, I'm referring to ways of being bad of course, there was just no saving this one given it's a Disney Live-action Remake. Snow White does have some special-bad elements, but most of these are rather individual, while the movie as a whole is just boring-bad, and just a waste.
    Snow White tells the same story as the 1937 classic that started Disney's film career that still goes on to this day,…

  • Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch

    Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch

    ★★½

    The biggest problem being that it's very low-stakes and solves nearly every plot point in the most quick barely trying manner, Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch has surprising amounts of charm and being technically sound to boot, tho overall it's way below the first one still.
    Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch has Stitch making a mess of things occasionally for seemingly no reason, which may get in the way of Lilo's upcoming hula contest which she…

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  • Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind

    Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind

    ★★★

    Given how much entertainment animation can be, it's sad to see Warner treating it like crap for the sake of tax-write offs; hundreds if not thosands of hours lost because some idiot who mainly produced reality show crap got his hands on the compay and cares for nothing that isn't the same reality crap he knows. And yes, I am talking about David Zaslav, the bastard. Anyways, I am surprised that we have a third Mortal Kombat Legends movie given…

  • Army of Thieves

    Army of Thieves

    ★★

    A very generic heist movie that doesn't show enough of its own to justify the time investment. You can honestly forget about this one given it rarely connects with Army of the Dead except for the very end were it only uses a scene from that movie to tie things together, the rest is a story that adds not much other than give more story for a character that doesn't end well anyways.
    Army of Thieves centers on the locksmith…